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Four Old Broads
October 7th - October 16th, 2022 CST
Online sale ends: 10/08/22 at 5:30pm CST
Old Fort Players
725 Avenue G
Fort Madison, IA 52627
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Retired burlesque queen Beatrice Shelton desperately needs a vacation – and NOT another trip up to Helen, Georgia to see that “precious little German village for the umpteenth time.” A Sassy Seniors Cruise through the Caribbean may be just the ticket if she can just convince her best friend,  Eaddy Mae Clayton, to stop praying and go with her. Unfortunately, things have not been very pleasant at Magnolia Place Assisted Living since Nurse Pat Jones began working there. The newest resident, Imogene Fletcher, is suddenly losing her memory. Maude Jenkins is obsessed with her favorite soap opera and planning her own funeral. Sam Smith, retired Elvis impersonator, keeps trying to bed every woman in the building. A mystery unfolds with laughter as the gals try to outsmart the evil Nurse Pat Jones and figure out why so many residents have been moved to “the dark side,” what exactly IS that mysterious pill, and what happened to Doctor Head? Hilarity ensues as Imogene goes undercover and Maude enters the Miss Magnolia Senior Citizen Pageant to throw Pat off their trail. If they can solve the mystery, they may make it to the cruise ship after all.  

Produced by Special Arrangements with Samuel French Inc. & Concord Theatricals.
Items Not Allowed
NO Video; No LIVE recordings; No posting videos of any kind, for example facebook, snapchat, instagram no social media recording of the show is allowed. No outside food or drink. No large cameras with flash.
Additional Information
A special fundraiser for OFP, November 19, 2022 at 7:30 pm with Jeremy Nunes tickets are on sale now for $16. Jeremy performed for us in 2018 and has since appeared in two network specials and is a bestselling author. Don't miss out on all the good belly laughs!

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7:30pm to 9:45pm
Doors open at 6:30pm

Adult: $15.00
Sr, Military or Veteran: $12.00
Students: $10.00


Old Fort Players<br> 725 Avenue G<br> Fort Madison, 52627




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