ICE COLD KILLERS COMEDY SHOW 
Where the jokes are so cold, they'll give you hypothermia!
Prepare for a night of gut-busting laughter that'll leave you gasping for air like you've just been pushed into a frozen lake! Our lineup of comedic assassins is ready to slay your funny bone:
 Ryan McKee: Emmy-winning writer from the James Cordon show
 John Grimes: Dead Crow regular who's definitely NOT hiding bodies in his garage
 Wolfgang Gohlke: More mustache than man and Port City's newest Top Comic
 Steph Stigma: Bermuda Triangle baby who once drunk-handshaked Gilbert Gottfried's comedy powers
Warning: Side effects may include hysteria, punched lines, loose stools, and mis-directional ideation.
 Sunday, August 4th
 2PM - 4PM
 1610 Castle St, Wilmington NC
 Just $5 to witness this comedic carnage!
Don't be left out in the cold - come get killed by comedy!
P.S. No refunds if you die laughing. You've been warned!